I think I hate people.
My older brother says you people aren't real. Internet people, I mean. Apparently I should be talking to some real people.
Of course you are real. You are reading this. You have to be real.
I hate my older brother. Maybe he isn't real, did he consider that? Maybe nothing is real, and he is just a figment of my imagination, double bluffing to divert my attention.
Maybe I am just a figment of somebody else's imagination. That's an interesting concept. I should write more on it, but my throat feels funny, like I have something stuck in it. It does that a lot. I keep choking on things.
Whoever imagined me obviously doe